airplane poop
a miraculous and very pleasant p–p that requires minimal wiping (and time) to complete, while enduring a long flight that lacks a readily available quiet and relaxing p–p conducive environment.
“oh, man. the flight from the us to london was brutal. i especially regret eating those buffalo wings and baby back ribs before departure.”
“are you serious, man? you must have had an awful time. did you sh-t yourself?”
“no actually i was lucky. usually that sh-t goes right through me but i think the gods were on my side this time. i had an airplane p–p.”
“dude, you must have a guardian angel. theres no way i could eat greasy ribs and wings and be lucky enough to have a perfect p–p like that.”
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