Akaward Farts


the act of farting in a very small crouded room with lots of people which all have stopped talking and they all glare at you.
“ewww! that guy just farted and everyone heard it, he is such a major dumb-ss”.

guy 2: maybe it was the running sh-ts.

guy 3: naw it was just uncontrolled.

guy: heh heh thats “akaward farts” for ya ha ha.

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