Alabama Blowdart
alabama slurpee chugging is while have -n-l s-x with your partner, you take a slurpee and pour it in their -ss, you then proceed to f-ck her in the -ss, then take a slurpee straw, put it in her -ss and slurp it up. you then swish it around your mouth and blow the -ss-slurpee into her nose with the straw and watch as she struggles to swallow it as you punch her in the stomach so it comes back out her other nostril.
friend: what did you do last night?
you: i gave my great grandmother a wicked alabama blowdart at the bingo game last night.
friend: dang that sounds like fun, do you have any other great grandmothers alive that i could give an alabama blowdart?
you: yea dude, i have 3 of them.
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