Alabama Cheese Feeder
performed by farting into your cupped hand and slapping someone in the mouth, effectively adding insult to injury.
to carry out this action, place your cupped hand over your -n-s immediately after flatulating. in the same way you would eat a handful of popcorn, pretend you are feeding that to your target…violently.
if done correctly, the motion will give the recipient a good sample of your brew while taking care of whatever needs that demanded this fool be slapped in the mouth to begin with.
“aaron had been d-cking with his iphone since he got to work today. i was tired of covering his -ss while he messed around, so i gave him an alabama cheese feeder.”
“that angry little asian guy just gave me the middle finger again! i’m going to give him an alabama cheese feeder!”
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