alabama cold pocket

the art of defecating inside of a woman’s v-g-n-. only after death though, thats what makes it cold. sometimes one would proceed to have s-xual intercourse in this situation.
tracey was dead her boyfriend karl with a k was so desperate to p–p he used her as a toilet, then proceeded to make love to her one last time. what karl did is known as an alabama cold pocket.

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