get a dirty mexican named monique amd force her to lick your -ss as you uppercut her t-ts thin slapnher with your nuts and sh-t in mouth
f-ck you cuz you alabama mexican chili bowl
b-tts out for grandma my grandchildren are thicc in these bofg pics
- cushion buster
polite banter to describe the enormity of someone’s fart. “good grief! that was a cushion buster if ever i heard one!”
- wayward wipe
the accidental spreading of p–p on your b-tt when wiping and not getting it fully removed. husband: i p–ped but i think i had a wayward wipe because it still smells back there. wife: what is wrong with you?!?!
- pisces and scorpio
the ultimate love. the pisces and scorpio understand each others needs and will help the other willingly. the pisces keeps their head in the clouds, but the scorpion has just the right touch to keep the piscean from leaving reality all together. whereas the scorpio can be aggressive, overly blunt and detached and the pisces […]
is an amazing friend at times, but can be a m-ssive b-tch too. if you’re a jallanah consider ya self lucky! if you aren’t then well you suck. jallanah is sooo amazing but a b-tch! i wish i could be her!