Alabama Rug Burn
a nasty rash caused by long sessions of c-nn-l-ng-s, primarily on the upper lip. this condition is treatable with some prescription ointments and/or creams, but quick and aggressive response is advisable. many male sufferers typically have been in close proximity of a course haired, h-rny v-g-n- while putting extreme pressure on her landing strip with his upper lip.
mike spent hours eating jenny’s sn-tch sat-rday night giving her pleasure and multiple -rg-sms. now he’s down at the pharmacist buying cremes and ointment for his alabama rug burn.
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