Alabama Threeway

a s-xual act involving three incredibly unattractive individuals; an -n-logous social or political situation.
the 2012 republican primary race is like an “alabama threeway” between a your crazy uncle, your least favorite cousin, and a live pig (santorum, romney, and gingrich, respectively).
s-xual intercourse between three individuals that are related by a maximum distance of second cousin.

typically involved two males (cousins, brothers, uncle-nephew, father-son, grandfather-grandson, etc.) and a female (sister, cousin, aunt, wife, grandma, mother, etc.)

similar to a three way, but more incestuous.
“santorum comes from behind in alabama three way” -kyle whitmire, weld for birmingham
a h-m-s-xual encounter between three supposedly straight, religious men. usually takes place right after they all condemn gay marriage as being a mortal threat to traditional marriage and the world as we know it.
“no wonder the gop is so obsessed with gay s-x. ricky boy, newt and mittens were caught in an alabama three-way after their last debate!”
three-way s-x in which at least two of those involved are related. if all three are related it is an alabama trifecta.
my girlfriend wanted us to have s-x with her hot cousin which would have been an awesome alabama threeway.
a s-x act involving three old white guys.
“santorum comes from behind in alabama three-way”
in an alabama three way, three men get each other close to c-mming via -n-l s-x. they then all pull out, and arrange themselves in a p-n-s to head circular’ish configuration, laying down. finally, each smacks his own c-ck against the forehead of another until he c-ms, spewing s-m-n plus a frothy mix of leftover -n-l lube and fecal matter all over the top of the smackees’ faces.
during a televised roundtable, the announcer noticed the each member of the discussion panel, rick saintwh-r-man, mittens and salamander each had a small mushroom shaped bruise on his head. when she asked what they were from, they said the bruises were from their previous night’s vigorous alabama three way congress.
s-xual intercourse involving three people (2 men and 1 woman) in which the two men are facing the woman and vice versa. this is to show the woman respect, as the male citizens of the great state of alabama do daily (thus the name). as a result, “doggy style” is never used in this threeway. possible positions include: one man engaging the woman in s-x in the missionary position while the other man is receiving a bl-wj-b from the woman, or the woman (while on her back) is being -n-lly penetrated by one man, while the other is on top of her in the missionary position. there are other positions involving the woman being on top of one of the men, but it is important that all male parties are facing the woman at all time. otherwise the proper amount of respect is not being shown. -j-c-l-t-ng on the woman’s face is generally done, but not mandatory.
“kevin and dave came over for an alabama threeway last night, but i nearly kicked dave out when he tried to go in from behind. doesn’t he know i’m a lady?”