Alabama Woodscrew
when a gapped toothed backwoods cousin f-ckin hill billy widdles a m-ssive wooden c-ck and f-cks a chick with it till she has splinters
i gave that f-ckin b-tch the ol’ alabama woodscrew to teach her a lesson
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