Alabama Worm Farm


this phrase refers to the act of inserting earthworms into the v-g-n- and then having s-xual intercourse. the cool, crawling worms provide tremendous stimulation for both partners.

during rough s-xual intercourse, the worms are pulverized into a soup. this sperm/worm coctail can be eaten straight from the v-g-n- with a spoon, or put on crackers. note: alabamians are notorious for putting hot sauce on all foods, but one must be careful not to get hot sauce in the v-g-n-.

after slow, sensual intercourse, the worms will remain in tact. whole worms retreived from the v-g-n- after slow, gentle s-x can be added to tequila shots.

alabamians from wetumpka generally prefer the larger, slower moving night crawlers

if an earthworm happens to crawl out of the v-g-n- and see its shadow, the couple will have bad s-x for six weeks.

alabamians from prattville usually prefer the smaller, hyperactive pink wigglers

alabamians from chisholm generally carry pin worms, but that is a different story for a different cavity.
my hoe likes night crawlers in her alabama worm farm, but i prefer pink wigglers. we both compromise and use medium sized red worms and that is what true love is all about.

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