Alaskan Bulldog
the alaskan bulldog is a s-x act where a couple is going at it doggy style in a very cold area, and as the coldness of the v-g-n- and v-g-n-l juices freezes the d-ck in place. the man then rips his d-ck angrily out and rips the v-lv- out along with the loose skin around the shaft of his p-n-s off. he then goes up to the crying woman’s mouth and forces her to eat her own v-lv- and his d-ckskin all the while making loud and obnoxious barking noises at her. then after the organs are consumed, lifts his leg and p-sses in her face to mark his territory. and quickly runs off on all fours.
so i heard sheila was given an alaskan bulldog by rick, she’s been crying for days!!! serves that b-tch right.
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