Alaskan Countertop
when a girl is face down on a countertop or bar in a full split while she is either -n-lly penetrated or v-g-n-lly penetrated. it is usually an aggressive s-x position, the guy grabbing both of the girl’s love handles tightly while thrusting at a brisk and powerful pace. it is not counted as an alaskan countertop unless there is a recognizable slapping noise and a simultaneous moan from the girl being f-cked on each thrust.
guy 1: d-mn, that waitress was totally asking for a sl-tf-ck just then!
guy 2: yeah man, let’s take her to the bar after hours and give her a good alaskan countertop.
guy 1: h-ll yes!
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