Alaskan Gym Sock


(a rarely seen maneuver) when you insert the open end of a tube sock up a females b-tt, she takes a dump, you pull it out and freeze it, then proceed to slap her with it.
“omg you have a black eye what happened?? did you get beat up??”

“oh no! i got so drunk last night and this guy gave me an alaskan gym sock, its not big deal..”

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