Alaskan Hot Dog


when a girl uses a hot dog or any food shaped like a shlong as a d-ld- and then grills it and serves it on a bun to an unsuspecting person.
peter: gosh linda this hot dog sure is good! where did you get it from?

linda: its an alaskan hot dog, my v-g-n- beotchhhh

peter: what?

linda: …..oh just publix

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