Alaskan Marriage Vows


a s-xual (h-m-s-xual) act in which each man takes a turn to fill his condom with sherbet, put it on, and proceed with -n-l s-x for a surprisingly icey experience
even though frank doesn’t like popsicles, he agreed to the idea of exchanging alaskan marriage vows after seeing alex’s extremely hot, naked body.

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