Alaskan Mouth-warmer


the act of placing cellophane over the mouth of an individual and creating a small pocket which is then filled with feces. the newly made feces will keep the mouth warm in the freezing temperatures of alaska and other northern climes. the cellophane is for sanitary measures. this is useful when camping or when lost in the woods.
“your younger brother told me that his lover gave him an alaskan mouth-warmer last night after intercourse because he was cold…..i thought that was sweet”
before having s-x, you eat out/f-ll-t- your partner. after their climax, you choke them out until they p-ss out. once p-ssed out, you begin penetration on your partner. just before you climax and they wake up, you defecate in their mouth, then slam your c-ck in their mouth through your own feces and then -j-c-l-t- in their mouth.
“holy sh-t man, jeremy just gave that b-tch an alaskan mouthwarmer”, “ew, gross!”

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