Alaskan Pipe Warmer
prior to performing the act of f-ll-t–, your partner places a mentholated lozenge in their mouth and sucks on it until their entire mouth and tongue are filled with a very warm sensation. then she (or he) performs f-ll-t–, thus transferring that warming sensation onto the receiving man’s p-n-s.
last night my girlfriend sucked on a halls cough drop then gave me an amazing bl-w j-b. the warming made my p-n-s get so hot, it was incredible!
plus, the hard cough drop in her mouth felt just as if she had a tongue stud too… wow!
she sure warmed up my pipe! it was the best alaskan pipe warmer i had ever received.
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