alaskan pummelknuckle
a difficult and hard to maneuver s-x move a man performs during doggystyle s-x by thrusting b-lls-deep into the female and then punching her -sscheeks until they’re either red or she falls to the floor in pain, which is followed by the man cupping her br–sts in both his hands and punching upwards towards her chin at the same time. the result is a woman who no longer wants to have s-x and might be unconscious.
dirty d-ck: yo my man! i gave the girlfriend the alaskan pummelknuckle last night!
agreeable andy: niiiiice duuude! what’d she do?
dirty d-ck: she f-ckin’ died bro!!!
agreeable andy: yeaah!
dirty d-ck: i ain’t jokin! haha!
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