alaskan rhino


the same as an albino rhino except with a
hockey rink/frozen pond and a pair of ice skates.

brad: how’d you get frost bite on your d-ck?
seth: i tried to give my b-tch an alaskan rhino and slipped
brad: d-mn!

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