Alaskan Sloppy Seconds
when you f-ck a girl in the -ss, right after she has mud-b-tt, and procede to go -ss to mouth on her.
i was about to go -ss to mouth on this chick, but she had mud-b-tt, so i said lets do some alaskan sloppy seconds.
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