Alaskan Spear-Chucker


a form of s-xual intercourse in which the female bends over at one end of a room, and the male charges fully erect from the other, holding onto his p-n-s until just before impact, at which point he releases control and prays for the best. if missed, the male goes around for another attempt.
person 1: jimbob and sarabob tried the alaskan spear-chucker last night.
person 2: ouch, how many tries?
person 1: it took 25 tries to get it in.

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