alaskan starfuck


when two male and female transs-xuals are f-cking in bed and the woman says “i can see sp-ce” and the s-x gets so intense that they are transported to an isolated area of the universe and are broken appart into individual atoms. they then come back together but are so s-xually powerful that they become a star with the couple forever f-cking within the centre. the first known case of this act happened in alaska which is where it gets part of its name.
person 1: you wanna know what i’m gonna do to chantel tonight?
person 2: yeah ok.
person 1: the alaskan starf-ck.
person 2: no! nononono! you dont f-ck around with that sh-t man! its ancient alaskan dark magic stuff!
person 1: then this is farewell my friend. if this must be the end, forever know that our presence and being shall forever exist within the cosmos.
person 2: farewell.

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