alaskan thunderfuck


very good weed grown in the manatuska valley in alaska also known as manatuska thunderf-ck
that alaskan thunderf-ck f-cked me up after like 1 hit
some of the best weed in the world. very rare.
man i’d pay $70 for an eighth of alaskan thunderf-ck, that’s some of that one hit quit bud.
insanely high quality marijuana with orange and cl-sters of white thc strands. also is covered in crystals, is very light green, and smells like heaven. without a doubt some of the planets best sh-t. just a handful of hits will do you in. it only takes 1 to get blown though
the second i walk into the crib im handed the bowl and ask if its the good sh-t and his reply is h-ll yea that alaskan thunderf-ck. itll get you gone bro.
the sh-t that will put your mind in a whole other state, makes you think very psychologically and deep

about 5 good hits will have your eyes bleeding and you will not want to move at all hahahaha

very very good bud basically
friend #1 : yoooo lets burn after school

friend 2 : yo i don’t really wanna burn

friend 1 : yoooo i got that alaskan thunderf-ck sh-t

friend 2 : oh werd then im down nigggaaaa!
an insanely good chronic cl-ssed weed that made me feel like a snow man j-zzed on the back of my throat
(man choking)
dude 1: taking that alaskan thunderf-ck like a b-tch?
dude 2: g-dd-mn snowman j-zzed all up in my throat nd sht
sarah palin’s former nickname on the basketball court. derived from the fact that she hosted wild, out-of-control home orgies at the time.
“next quarter plant yourself in front of the net, alaskan thunderf-ck!” – as stated on the b-ball court

“don’t be hoggin’ the ball(s), a.t.” – as stated at both the orgies and the b-ball games
a secret word used to identify when a friend is holding and wants to smoke weed.
dude i heard bill has the alaskan thunderf-ck, we should go hit him up

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