alaskan zipper lock



when your f-cking a girl in their p-ssy hole and your going to pull out to c-m in her as but you miss, j-zzing between her as cheeks and freezing it below 0 degrees
bro 1: it was getting all hot and heavy with my girl and i accidentally did the alaskan zipper lock.

bro 2: d-mn fam you dumb as h-ll how did you miss?!?!
when your f-cking your girls puss hole and your about to pull out and j-zz in her -ss and accidentally c-m between her -ss cheeks and the c-m freezes below 0 degrees and you can open and close it like a zip up jacket.
bro 1: it was getting all hot and heavy with meach and my girl and i accidentally did the alaskan zipper lock.

bro 2: d-mn fam you done f-cked up!

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