Albert Einstein’s brother
a person who has accomplished virtually nothing in comparison to another person close to them, such as a sibling or a friend
albert einstein’s mom: (on the phone) oh h-llo, albert! . . . the theory of relativity! oh my! . . . you explained the photoelectric effect? . . . nominated for a n-bel prize for physics! . . . thats wonderful albert! absolutely wonderful! . . . alright, love you too albert! goodbye!” (hangs up)
albert einstein’s brother: (racing down the stairs) mother! i just received my report card, i got a’s in all of my cl-sses!”
albert einstein’s mother: but did you solve some the greatest questions in physics?
albert einstein’s brother: i-i got all a’s, mom.
albert einstein’s mother: (sobs) . . . why can’t you be him! (runs away crying)
albert einstein’s brother: . . . d-mn f—ing smart piece of sh–. where’s the blowdryer? i’m going to go take a bath.
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an extremely ugly man.
chick: yuck! look at that guy. albert einstein’s brother, eh?
fox: albert einstein’s brother?
chick: yeah, albert einstein’s brother — frank.
fox: oh, yeah, i get it. yes, that is true!
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