Albuquerque Almond Joy


when you blow chunks on your partners face and then you -j-c-l-t- in her/his mouth giving it the chunky consistency of almonds and the creamyness of coconut. and then they in turn sh-t the bed for the chocolate surprise.
i was totally railing this chick and i gave her the biggest albuquerque almond joy i have ever seen.

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