alcozheimers


when someone is so drunk that they repeat themselves constantly, similarly to someone who suffers from dementia. they are blissfully forgetful, enjoying the repeated topic with the thrill of a fresh conversation every time. a symptom of being too drunk to hold a halfway effective conversation.
joe: “i almost got arrested tonight man, the cop saw me stumbling around but he was totally cool and let me go”

tom: “that’s lucky man, you do seem pretty intoxicated for being in public”

joe: “yea man, i was super close to going to jail tonight, the cop was really cool though, he saw me stumbling and let me go”

tom: “yea dude, that’s lucky, that’s what you were saying earlier”

joe: “i was so drunk earlier i almost went to jail, the cop was real cool tho”

tom: “that’s cool man”

bob: “joe is wasted man!”

tom: “i know, he kept telling me the same story of his night over and over and forgetting. he has a solid case of alcozheimers tonight”
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a state induced by alcohol where one forgets random events, parts of evenings or entire years at a time.
yes, you really did do that last night. you must remember – or is it your alcozheimers kicking in again?

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