all over it like a donkey on a waffle
to make an act one’s top priority, much like scarfing free breakfast would be for a donkey, were it confronted by an unattended waffle. usage of the phrase implies some amount of immediacy or urgency to the performance of the act.
boss: can you get that done by noon?
you: i’m all over it like a donkey on a waffle.
boss: h-ll yeah.
to be completely on top of something, much as a donkey, when standing over a waffle, covers it entirely.
“oh, that website you wanted me to finish? i’m all over it, like a donkey on a waffle.”
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