All Purpose Gurilla


a real man. a crew chief. a dude that gets sh-t done, fixes jets, drinks more beer than you, cusses, spits everywhere. a dude not scarred of work and 12+ hours in any weather although scheduled for a 8 hour shift. one of the dirtiest mother f-ckers you’ve ever met. smells of jp8/oil/hyd fluid, yet still pulls p-ssy. dirty minded and can beat the sh-t out of any pilot or jack-ss pro super. the person called upon to “unf-ck” a jet. the only aircraft maintainer that matters. leader of the flight line and air force. someone who everybody else works for. the boss.
we can’t fix this jet, better call out an all purpose gurilla a.k.a. crew chief, a.k.a. the only person that can unf-ck this jet

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