All Smiles and Boners
the state of mind a male enters when he subconsciously has a s-xual fantasy, usually in the middle of cl-ss, church, a movie, at dinner, or any other inappropriate time.
it isn’t until about three minutes into this mental state that smiles and b-n-rs occurs within the male and he realizes that he has been having s-xual fantasies for an extended duration of time.
the temporary phase usually lasts until the b-n-r becomes obvious, someone notices the male’s lack of attention, or some other stimulus draws the male out of his state of arousal.
i was all smiles and b-n-rs until an old lady said, “i see you staring at your dog’s p-ssy.”
to be full of happiness.
when the bride and groom kissed, i was all smiles and b-n-rs. glad to see to people so in love.
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