Alley Face


the act of being taken down an alley, and and having s-x doggy style…which then results in your face being scr-ped against a wall. leaving bruising, scratches or sores.
“oh mate you have no idea what i got up to last night”
“you can’t top me i got alley faced”

“i am totally getting alley faced tonight”
“that’ll leave a mark”

“alley face me, you pr-ck”

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