Alligator eyes
while a man is going down on a woman, inevitably he will attempt to make eye contact. the moment when the eyes of both parties meet, from the female’s perspective, the man looks like an alligator lurking in a swamp; only his eyes peeking up to be seen.
girl 1: so last night, mike was going down on me.
girl 2: ya and?
girl 1: well, have you ever noticed how proud they look when they are down there and look right up at you?
girl 2: yea, kind of like an alligator peeking up from the water.
both girls in sync: alligator eyes!
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a male version of a camel toe. similar to melvin but more descriptive in nature. looks like the t-st-cl-s of the subject are, in fact alligator eyes due to their opposite position from each other.
i can’t believe i just put on my grandma’s old ski suit – it is so tight fitting that it gave me alligator eyes, check them out!
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