alltimers disease
someone who — no matter how good your story — always has to come up with one of their own that tops it.
old surfer joe has a critical case of alltimers.
a very common disease, that originates in the large intestines. causes the infected person to have a need/desire to p–p at an irregular daily. the all-timers diseases acts mainly when nervous, causing your friends to wait for you while you p–p, leading to them getting angry at you for p–ping every time you’re about to go somewhere. no diagnosis has been found yet.
jeffy – “yo man lets go smoke this j”
frank – “sh-t man, let me take a quickie”
jeffy – “f-ck man, it all takes you so long and you always have to sh-t before we smoke”
frank – “dude, i have all-timers disease”
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