almond eyes
an asian person who’s eyes resemble almonds.
why are those d-mn almond eyes so d-mn smart?
what you call someone who squints a lot. named for the shape of the eyes whilst doing said action.
person #1: “that guy always looks at us weird.”
person #2: “he’s just an almond eyes, dude.”
1: somniferious; a person who is sleepy or tired
2: a person so stoned that their eyes are closed
1: “my optical receptors have fallen too heavy to speak intelectually . i have somneriferious almond eyes”
2: “dude man you’re so stoned you lookin through a pair of fawkin almond eyes”
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