alphabet of manliness
a book written by maddox. published may 30th, 2006.
this book is guaranteed to make you a bad-ss motherf-cker just like maddox, and the chapters are defined below:
a is for -ss-kicking
b is for b-n-rs
c is for copping a feel
d is for dump, taking a
e is for enlightenment (women have never invented anything)
f is for female wrestling
g is for gas
h is for hot sauce
i is for irate
j is for jerky, beef
k is for knockers
l is for lumberjack (caveman -> viking -> pirate -> lumberjack)
m is for metal
n is for norris, chuck
o is for obedience (training for women)
p is for pirates
q is for quickie
r is for road rage
s is for sneaking a peek
t is for taunting
u is for urinal etiquette
v is for violence
w is for winner
x is for xxx
y is for yelling
z is for zombies
in the alphabet of manliness, there is a list of all definitive winners in history. they are as follows:
– me
– king ghidora
– steve buscemi
– lesbians
– flying squirrels
– red twizzlers
– castlevania: 1, 3, 4, symphony of th enight, dawn of sorrow
– kung pao shrimp
– theodore roosevelt
– moshi moshi
– ivan the terrible
– extra sharp cheddar cheese
– monsters
– fried chicken
– chops
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