Alternative Lifestyle Companion


f-g hag fruit fly

the politically correct way of saying f-g hag or fruit fly.
girl 1: “oh, squee! look at those two guys kissing!”
girl 2: “you, my friend, are certifiably an obsessed alternative lifestyle companion.’

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