alyssa in bed
she’s hot and amazing , thick , beautiful , smart . the type of girl to wear a dress in public but get tied up in bed at night . she’s wild , kinky , frisky , s-xy , and hot . a great woman , girlfriend and friend . you’ll fall i live with her . she’s easy to talk to , and she’s a open minded and hearted. person cant hate anyone unless you hurt her really bad ,friends , or family . she will be there no matter what and she is nl stranger . she just wants to be loved and care for but no one is the fit because she has very high standards .
dammmmmmn i hooked up with alyssa in bed last night
d-mn man you lucky -sshole . better keep her or ill take her
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