am Juden spielen


lit. ‘playing on the jew’, this is a german term denoting either:
1. manual masturbation of the cl-toris, by the female herself or her partner; or
2. c-nn-l-ng-s.

here ‘jude’ or ‘jew’ is a humourous germanic term meaning ‘cl-t’, alluding to the smaller average size of the oriental semitic p-n-s as compared to the germanic north european p-n-s. essentially, this term is based on the jewish small p-n-s stereotype, which is a subtype of the asian small p-n-s stereotype.

christina von braun describes the first meaning: ‘im wiener slang der jahrhundertwende war „jud“ ein gebräuchlicher ausdruck für die klitoris, und weibliche masturbation wurde „mit dem juden spielen“ genannt.’ – ‘ist die s-xualwissenschaft eine „jüdische wissenschaft“?’ in: ‘durch wissenschaft zur gerechtigkeit?: textsammlung zur kritischen rezeption des schaffens von magnus hirschfeld’ hrsg. ed. andreas seeck. berlin: lit verlag, 2003, p 233-252: 236.

meanwhile, k reiskel records the second meaning of either irrumation or f-ll-t–n of the cl-toris: “jud, der, klitoris. redensart: am jud’n spiel’n. den jud’n stemma, fellare vel irrumare cl-torem.” – ‘idioticon viennense erotic-m’ k reiskel. anthropophyteia {deutsche verlagaktiengesellschaft} vol ii (1905) p 1f: p 9.

to be distinguished from ‘am juden stemmen’, which connotes exclusively c-nn-l-ng-s.
1) as dr leo kanner observes, ‘am juden spielen’ is recorded from all parts of the germanic world, right from berlin to austria & styria:

“der jud seems to be a common name for the cl-toris in different parts of the german-speaking sections of central europe. kostial (14) heard it used in styria. reiskel (15, 16) found it in berlin, where he also met the expression jude kohn, & in vienna, where am jud’n spiel’n and den jud’n stemma was used to mean ‘fellare vel irrumare cl-torem’.
{14. kostial, j: steirisches erotisch-skatologisches idiotikon. anthropophyteia. vol vii, p 22.
15. reiskel, k: idioticon viennense erotic-m, ibid, vol. ii, p. 9.
16. reiskel, k: eine auslese von erotischen wörtern und kraftausdrücken der berliner mundart. ibid, vol ii, p 21.}”
– ‘a philological note on s-x organ nomenclature’ leo kanner, m d. psycho-n-lytic quarterly 14 (1945) 228-233: 231.

2) hans: weil ich einen judenpimmel habe, muß ich immer meiner frau am juden spielen! (because i have a yid d-ck, i have to always play on the cl-toris for my wife!)

3) dame klembitz: kannst due mir am juden spielen? (can you lick or fondle my cl-t?)

4) jens: jede nacht kann ich hören, wie meine schwester am juden spielt. (each night i can hear my sister flick her rose-bud)

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