american douche canoe
an american “douche canoe” is the finest of human beings. riding above a sea of douche you humanity, an american douche canoe stays above the fray; poised, stately, n-ble. a true american hero
josh and tom always looked up to adam, the ultimate american douche canoe. he was everything they wanted to be, but could never be. it was both amazing for them and very very sad.
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