American Spiritualist

a sub-category of hipster, the american spiritualist is notable for its interest in new age philosophies, eastern mysticsm, native americans, paganism, psychedelia, and various other non-western philosphical and theological belief-systems. distinguishing characteristics include crystals, feathers, wolf shirts, large-stone jewelry, multiple rings, mandalas, psychedelic and/or mystical tattoos, and american spirit cigarettes. many american spiritualists are enthusiastic hallucinogen users.

see also: new age hipster, hippie-hipster-hybrid, hipsty
“what’s the deal with allison’s tats? sanskrit, buddha, the flower of life…didn’t people used to make fun of her because she still believed in jesus?”

“yeah, but a couple of months ago she took way too many mushrooms and went to a gang gang dance show, got naked, and told everybody she was g-d. now she’s all american spiritualist.”

Read Also:

  • analog hole

    the -n-log hole is a loophole that allows music to be copied (infringed, or pirated, according to drm worshippers) by -n-log ripping. heck, you can stand in front of your computer’s speakers with a microphone and duplicate a content-protected file. you can also copy a dvd ‘illegally’ with your cell phone’s camera. it’s a concept […]

  • Analse

    no. that would be oralse. -n-lse is a grid of pancake bunnies dancing and spreading their -n-ses open in tune to some ironically ambient midi music. even oralse was more effective than -n-lse.

  • Analy

    the main high school in sebastopol, a town of hippies. always abundant with the aroma of burnt coffee or the too-strong stench of cow. a school where the vice-principle plays the harmonica into the pa system and there’s a 15 minute student-produced tv show called “it’s friday” played into every cl-ssroom just before lunch on […]

  • Andre Olbrich

    one of the guitarists of blind guardian. the guitar parts by andre olbrich in most of blind guardian’s songs (some songs dont have any guitar parts in them) are amazing.

  • Andrew Toney.

    an amazing, fun, s-xy guy who treats girls perfect. he’s sweet and funny, but won’t be a douche around friends. he’s cuddly and an amazing kisser, and will always be your shoulder when you cry. he could never break your heart or let you down or hurt you, he always treats you the best he […]

Disclaimer: American Spiritualist definition / meaning should not be considered complete, up to date, and is not intended to be used in place of a visit, consultation, or advice of a legal, medical, or any other professional. All content on this website is for informational purposes only.