american wet dream
similar to plain ol’ american dream, except when you’re done you wake up in a pile of goo an feel really embar-ssed
“i’m living the american wet dream”
(sploosh)
“oh man, these sheets are ruined”
blonde, great smile, big br–sts, firm -ss, 18 years old and great at bl-wj-bs. truly the pinnacle of beauty in the land of the free.
in the pursuit of happiness, one always strives to attain the american wet dream.
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