we three or more homeless chucks break into your government ford cmax and smash nasties. this leaves their essence throughout the enterior.
i’m awaiting the insurance claim form the recent amsterdam clam bake in my car.
- brush cup dump
the act of dropping a deuce in the cup that holds the toilet cleaning brush, and replacing the brush into the fresh dump. that bar was horrible, but don’t worry, i brush cup dumped and left no tip.
white people’s hot sauce becky: ooh, this ketchup is so spicy! a euphemism for ecstasy, for talking about it in public there’s no real reason why the word ketchup is used…it just works because it’s common and something you ingest nightming: i think i had too much ketchup jonalina hunnybuns: no such thing as too […]
the little tendrils on the edge of a piece of notebook paper after you rip the page out “make sure you get rid of the curfrangles on your page after you’re done. you know how informal they look”
- davey shavie
when a man cuts his pubs off and puts them on a girls face and c-ms on her face to make it stick davey shavie
meaning birthday hat for mice, when the tip of a small p-n-s looks like a birthday hat sized for a mouse “did u know jess has a b.d.h.f.m in his pants?”