Amway Marxist


also known as “evangelical marxists”, a member of the left who will do or say anything to promote the marxist ideology. such people characteristically are children of wealthy parents (who pay their ivy-league tuition), have lots of free time and plenty of spending money, and are frequently found at m-ss protest rallies backing some outrageously nasty pro-left despot or terrorist group or the like.
when the amway marxists were done hawking copies of the “people’s weekly world” and stumping for hugo chavez, they put their unsold stock into a used mercedez and drove to a fancy restaurant for drinks.

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