An Inanimate Fucking Object


the person or thing you take out your frustrations from a separate event on.
chris: f-ck you you cheating b-tch! -throws phone-

kevin: chris! it’s a inanimate f-cking object.

chris: you’re an inanimate f-cking object!!!

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