when an -sshole is being licked so hard it sounds like a dishwasher
“did you give them the -n-l dishwasher lastnight bro?”
“yea man the neighbors thought we were cleaning dishes all night!”
- my swipe
the person you are currently dating that you met via a mobile dating app. how did you two meet? he’s my swipe — we met on tinder.
- the bee movie script
it is a joke surrounding the hit 2007 movie starring an anthropomorphic bee voiced by jerry seinfeld. it has been customary to send the entire script as a text to your friends because it is just completely pointless and a waste of sp-ce. the first few lines are as followed. “according to all known laws […]
- rusty trumpbone
a rusty trumpbone is a maneuver in the field of government appointments, where a candidate with hopes of high office rabidly licks the -rs-hole of a person in power while simultaneously and publicly w-nking him off, in the hope of being appointed to a lucrative position in the resulting swamp. steven bannon and rudy giuliani […]
- nigerian dumptruck
when multiple (at least 15) nigerians gather up at least one white virgin girl from indiana and partake in hot -n-l prenatration until the vast majority is ready to unload. the already exhausted ghostly white b-tch then gets in the middle of the nigerians and they unload their s-m-n until the white girl is no […]
- testosterone addict
troy dorman troy dorman is a prime example of a testosterone addict.