anal healing


-n-l healing is similar to ‘fixing-you’. quite simply it involves ‘healing’ p-ssed-out people by placing your -n-s directly onto their eyes, nose or lips. the results are compelling; it is guaranteed to wake their drunk -rs-s up quick fast and in a hurry. if it fails to work first time, i strongly recommend adding some farts or sh-t to their face – if this doesn’t wake them up it is probably time to take the person to a hospital for alcohol poisoning.
once upon a time fryzie fell asleep and he was abruptly woken from his drunk coma by some -n-l healing.

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