Anal Margarita


verb / noun

you take all of the ingredients for a margarita, put them into a girls b-tt-hole, then shake her around (preferably smack her around) so the ingredients are mixed, then suck the “-n-l margarita” out of her -n-s. the key is to suck it out, as if your mouth were a human vacuum. inhale the juices from her b-hole and you’ve got yourself a nice, fine, -n-l margarita. enjoy it and p-ss on the recipe to all of your friends.

advice – this is great for potlucks and birthday parties. fact.
joe: dude, guess what i did last night!

john: i’m guessing it has to do with that hot new craze everyones been raving about, aka, the “-n-l margarita?”

joe: of course man!! me and jenny made some amaaaazing -n-l margarita’s last night.

john: dude… i’m so jealous..

joe: hey man don’t worry, me and you can make a few with each other right now. i have some left over ingredients.

john: you sure? i mean, i don’t want to make you…

joe: no, i’d love to.

john: i love you…

joe: i love you too… sweet prince..

john: would it be weird if i kissed you right now?

joe: not at all, i was thinking the same thing.

(kiss)

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