anal tactile awareness
the ability to precisely determine the difference between a humid fart or sh-tting oneself inadvertently. prevents having to check one’s pants with moisture-laden gaseous emissions. combining with -n-l dexterity permits the ability to release humid, rancid gaseous emissions while precisely holding back hydraulic pressure in the r-ct-m and avoiding a mess.
“sh-t! i just shat myself. i wish i had better -n-l tactile awareness so i would have known that wasn’t a fart.”
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