anal with a twist
while performing deep downwards thrusts into a females -ss, usually while she is laying down on her stomach, reach under her hips from the outside and m-ssage her v-g-n-, while she is experiencing intense feelings, shove a pre-cut lemon into her v-g-n-.
guidelines: make sure you are about to c-m, or do it while you are c-mming, as she will probably resist this action and become very p-ssed and you’ll want to get your nut off in time.
also, remember to sit your lemon in a handy place.
this can also be done with a lime.
guy 1, “remember that girl hannah that works at amber’s daycare?”
guy 2, “hahaha i heard she was a sl-t”
guy 1, “i totally gave that b-tch -n-l with a twist last night.”
guy 2, “is that why your car has a busted window??”
guy 1, “totally worth it.”
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