And that’s how I saved Christmas
a great phrase to put at the end of a sentence to confuse people or make your story completely surreal, along the lines of adding “and that’s how babies are made.”
“so i was going down the street to buy some chocolate, when some jerk almost ran me over in his piece of sh-t truck, so i pulled him out and punched his eyes right out of his f-ckin’ head…and that’s how i saved christmas.”
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